SOMETHING

from KOREA FILES 2013 by LOSTBOYEVSKY & CoryaYo

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lyrics

For Baudrillard
The map became the territory
The hyperreal, that's a scary story
Don't read it to your kids... But do read
Something to your kids
so they can be more than ribs and eyelids maybe even let em try cid
and get enlightened more than like Christ is
At least tell em not to be evil you know like five siths
Don't let em be canniving on some Lord of the Flies shit
And tell em they're infinite... like pi is
You should probably buy this
It might even be objectively worth more than a Saab store or a shamwow
It's just my sob story and hopefully not a sham, wow
Catch me jonesin like Dow for some Tao like Lao had
Some ha-ha-ha catch me in the now man
Embracing shit like rollo greb
And rocking in every direction like
When I was an unborn child in my mother's midsection
What a trip dude I'm feeling like Dennis McKenna
Or like a game of tennis after ten bumps
I'm mad to live like Moriarty possibly
The revolution won't be sponsored by Atari
Be gnarly g silent like gnomes at night when I'm on the parsley
Facebook reminds me of a farce b
I call it farcebook
Have you seen the stars look
Don't be a car crook like Angie in Gone in Sixty
But do create alter egos... Regina phalange
Admonish sixty rabblerousers this isn't the great awakening
No scare tactics for goodness sake stop yodeling
And make bacon but feel vaguely mournful for dead pigs
I need some lead for my mechanical pencil
Never mind I'm typing on a satanical stencil
Aka an iPhone aka a nice home aka
A fly clone aka a bourgeois artifact
I wrote an autograph on a starter cap
Because I'm desperate like Stan for smarter raps
But also some runny fart cracks
Because I'm immature
Catch me on a trampoline with Korean kids pretending to bend the force
Like Gregor Mendel of yore I sometimes wonder about genetics
Like how much of this resulted from my dad's dick?
Or some immaterial will that I myself erected
From the fragmented shards of experiential nector?
Interior design experts couldn't classify my texture.
I think I'm victor Vasquez or a classless vector
Aimed at the heart of the masses
Or maybe victor frankl and I'm past tense
Drinking absinthe with victor Von doom in a labyrinth
But when the mask was removed he was actually Daniel dumile
You've been to moulan rouge you say?
Catch me watching Mulan while I ruminate
On subversive narratives of females who do some great
Shit and steadily mutilate
The patriarchal notions that make us think dudes should make
No buggery
and females should not perform cunninling
Gus I'm Wilhelm reich performing vegetotherapy
Trying to feel my orgasms with extra clarity
Heteronormativity is a federal sorta fib you see
I'm hella warm with sensitivity
For all of us made to feel, uh, deficient b
Your drives are a toad or river see
Natural as dimethyltriptamine
People buy metal Christmas trees
While I play settlers of catan viciously