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So I was in a sorta zen tortoise den
riding a porpoise when a mortar went
BOOM right next to my dorsal fin
of course we fled down to an orchard in
horton land. horton land?
yeah, the dude who heard a who's porch n shit
we sailed there thanks to a formidable northern wind
on a boat made of porcelain
despite an onslaught of norse gods and mordant quips
feasting on portobellos and porkoset
did i say porkoset?
oops i meant percoset dorky dip
we made it thanks to some help from our orca kin
unfortunately . . . i got my corpus wet
i said dadgummit, by golly, plot's lame man
but i heard no response from the polyglot named dan
then my friend molly thought
hey let's call up jean-michel basquiat
feast on some otterpops
and oh why not some haagendaaz
that was a really good idea, so we did that, and the day ended up being joyous and delightful

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from NOTES FROM THE OTHERGROUND, released April 18, 2019

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