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TEACH ME HOW 2 HUMAN [+ malik trips]

from FRAGMENTED by LOSTBOYEVSKY & OPHELIA DIES

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(malik trips)

hola dude, i rearranged some letters for you
a lot of dudes say it's tight, but you might say it bores you
of course you would man
all your top rappers sound the same, dude
i can-- sound like-- this-- too
but i think it's kind of lame dude
i'm sitting on rooftops, reading DBZ
and if you kill me in your rap song i'll eat all the senzu beans
i am the black james dean with a much better haircut
and i wish africa was left alone so we could chill in our mud huts
all your friends' brains are like dandelions when it's windy
and fuck all these white girls at coachella with red bindies
whatever man
it's all good
i'm sitting in the neighborhood
reading DBZ
and if you kill me in your rap song i'll eat all the senzu beans
uh, yup
you could just

(lostboyevsky)

power level over 9000, goku
flexitarian who likes tofu
everyone's equal, cool
societies lack equity, stupid
dark beer and cannabis, zooted
music just goes, movement
teach me how to human
teach me how to human

Off his rocker
eating jalapeño poppers
Disregarding
all the lame old scoffers
Used to play golf for
many hours in hot Iowa summers
Then take cover in Delosse's pond
Under the covers where I first discovered
masturbation's fun
In that same basement where we played James Bond
On playstation duh
That was nightfire
Might be mike Myers on a tightwire
Dwight McGuire of the trite sires
Polite friar passing out bright flyers
to white liars by the swing tire
fights fires that threaten our nice shire
That's planet Earth

quest limitless
jest infinite
caress intimate
guess quizzical
depth mystical
best physical
+ non-physical soothsayer on the pirate ship
vibrant quips climb to violet-tipped
rainbows
plain clothes no extravagance
jazzy fencer who imagines himself as a fuzzy hamster
nuzzling out of instinct
Freudian
hopefully this song gets played like accordian

power level over 9000, goku
flexitarian who likes tofu
everyone's equal, cool
societies lack equity, stupid
dark beer and cannabis, zooted
music just goes, movement
teach me how to human
teach me how to human

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from FRAGMENTED, released March 8, 2016

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jordan bates Villa Las Estrellas, Antarctica

aka jb, lostboyevsky, goku, mowgli, master splinter, ryokan the fool, trick jester, tom bombadil, albus voldemort, etc

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