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DO SOME COOL SHIT BEFORE YOU DIE

from RHYMES 'N' PUNS 'N' SHIT by LOSTBOYEVSKY

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A lady was sure all that glittered was gold
And she bought a boatload of Twitter stock so
She could buy a penthouse, spend her days in a nice spa
Surrounded by servants, numb on Jose and Midol
Stock market crashed she shot herself at an art show
Everyone thought no, she was so smart though
No compromise rhymes, compliments of Rorschach
Poor chaps can't catch him all, Snorlax
More (w)raps than ancient mummies, don't think I'm too sane,
but life seem to need me, so i must maintain

Do some cool shit before you're dead
Do some dope stuff before you turn to bone dust
Do some cool shit before you die
Do some cool stuff before you get your skull crushed

I'm with my panda friend Demetrius, watching waking life
Little do we suspect an intruder with a quaking knife
A shattering noise we twirl I scream "who's there?"
Gads is that Julias Caesar, in women's underwear?
"Come. See. Conquer." He drones in a robotic song
Bollocks it's a roman automaton in an exotic thong
"Think fast," I holler, and chuck a destructo disk
But he deflects that shit like lint with a knuckled fist
Chuckling even, sheesh, we got a real swashbuckler
The demon grins wide, calls us cum sock sucklers
Demetrius scowls and conjurs a spirit bomb
Blasts that fearsome metal tyrant to kingdom come
A real humdinger, but the apartment's in shambles
At least we're together, D , camaraderie surely ample

Do some cool shit before you're dead
Do some dope stuff before you turn to bone dust
Do some cool shit before you're dead
Do some cool stuff before you get your skull crushed

Do some cool shit before you're dead
Do some dope stuff before you turn to bone dust
Do some cool shit before you're dead
Do some cool stuff before you get your skull crushed

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from RHYMES 'N' PUNS 'N' SHIT, released March 3, 2015

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